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How would you like to open your e-mail and find a free Amazon.com gift card? Submit the funniest caption for this picture and that is exactly what you’ll win!
“YOUR CAPTION HERE!” – You
Last month’s picture was from 1958′s Monster on the Campus (which means that may or may not be the shadow of Jerry Sandusky lurking ominously). Congratulations to ROB FALCONER, who submitted the winning caption, and happens to be the first of our readers to have won more than once…
“What do you mean, you’ll green screen the aliens in later? This is a black-and-white film!” – Rob Falconer
There were so many funny captions submitted, it was hard to pick a favorite. So here are at least a few that I thought should be highlighted…
Film Chick: “I don’t know what’s worse: that a zombie is coming to eat my brains, this phone doesn’t work, or that my own gun is pointed at my crotch.”
Jen McNaughton: “Dammit Man, I need a large pepperoni and a shadow steak. What’s so hard to understand?!”
John: “You’re a Psychic and you wanna know my name?”
Ron Oliver: “Tell Deputy Rick Grimes to hurry up NOW!!! Someone applied super glue to this freakin’ phone and I can’t free my hand!!! My gun is out of bullets and I have a female zombie biter approaching!!!”
Ron Oliver: “That’s it!!! Since when does 9-1-1 play elevator music??!!! I’m gonna fix that, RIGHT QUICK!!!!”
And of course, let’s not forget the infamous Mr. Wilson, whose status as one half of this web site makes him entirely ineligible to win, yet we simply love him too much to stop him from leaving entries anyway.
“Well I’ll be! I never noticed those tiny hairs on my knuckles. Huh.”
“No honey, I don’t have time to talk to the baby. I need you to go to my nightstand and look in the top drawer and bring me my bullets. NO, not my bull whip! My BULLETS!”
Thanks so much for all the hilarious captions, everybody. I look forward to reading more! Thanks again!
It’s worse than you think – those pods contain Don Ameche, Hume Cronyn, Jack Gilford and Jessica Tandy. Aaaaaaargh!
I told you… Mitt Romney has released nude pictures of Newt Gingrich!
Oh Dear God, That’s Mom and Dad doing it in the greenhouse!
Oh shit, the kids found our pot plants.
Look!! That’s Seymour doing the dirty with one of his plants!!!
“Is that…no…no…no!!!! It’s Chuck Norris and he is going to roundhouse kick us all because Cheryl didn’t invite him to the picnic!”
Holy crap!!! That’s Adrienne Barbeau and the Swamp Thing!!! Looks like he’s really giving her the chlorophyll!!!
Oh, wow! There’s little Jack giving some girl his beanstalk!!
Little jack???
See, I told you guys that seymour has been messing around with the family vegetable garden!!! That explains why our dinner salads have been tasting really odd!!!
” NOW do you believe me? That paint George is using has no lead in it! He’s gone mad!
“Right there, through that gap in his curtains, you can see his TV…he’s watching ‘Legion’!
You mean to tell me that you want me to snake that??!!!
Right there, see it?!! Your pet dino had taken a dump on my bed of roses!!
(Lady with hand over nose & mouth): Whaaat have you been feeding him?!!! Think I’m gonna HURL!!!
Right there, see it?! That’s my stash!! Cool Huh?!
Man, Stoney!! You really have gone to pot, didn’t you?!!
There’s Grandpa! He got out again, and this time he had to go to the bathroom! …sorry Charlie, but it’s your turn to clean up his mess!
There’s the human centipede! and it decided to relieve itself in your swimming pool!
See them? See all those people out there? They’re watching us, those sick twisted fiends. I know it sounds crazy, but we can escape: through the fourth wall!
Is that Paul Reubens and Louie Anderson in the bushes together?!
Oh noooo!! Look!! Godzilla just stepped on your new house that you purchased!!!
Oh noooo! Look!! Godzilla just stepped on your new house that you purchased!!! …no, wait!! That’s Raymond Burr!! sorry.
Hey! Look! There’s the yellow brick road! and from the looks of it, someone didn’t make it to the bathroom in time!
“Wait- He’s releasing the Phantom Menace in 3-D?!?! Why??? Is there no God?”
Look!! It’s the next big thing!!!
My GAWD!!! son!!! You really are BIG on that girl next door!!! Pull your pants up now! You’re making me feel REALLY SMALL right now!!!
Linsay Lohan just crashed our Oscar party!
Look, Kevin. They’re already planning a remake with you as a God-damned cameo.
Look! You have a hanging chad in your tree!
I’ve heard many time before that big brother is watching! But now I see that he’s taken it to the next level…he’s now in bed with little sister from the convent! See there?!!
You see there?! …the short chubby dude with the goiter on his neck, that’s George! He’s the one responsible for altering our film!
Dammit man, believe me, they’ll be after our bodies next, now that they’ve snatched our acting skills!
Look how fat he got!
It’s not nice pointing the finger, man! Now you’ve really ticked off Richard Dean Anderson! … now he’s going to turn us all into one of his science experiments!
He’s digging up another old one
Oh my god here comes Alan Tichmarch
Oh god, it couldn`t be, yes it is… it’s David Gest and Liza Minnelli reuniting…in the flesh, and they`re..oh god, please don’t…nooo not again..they’re kissing..
Look! See there?! This is where Russell has been hanging out lately, and explains why he has been away from his desk!
Look there’s the coloriser, they say he’s colorising the special edition DVD
See there?! I told you to say no to Kony!!
Look! Russell and Wilson have been kidnapped by the Titans and they have them doing their dirty laundry!!!
Poor guys!!! No amount of Shout is going to get them stains out!!! Aaagh…the smell!!!!
Okay, Russell. I hope you are okay??? This isn’t like you, not keeping everyone updated. It’s April and there is no winner for February’s Caption Contest. And there no March Caption Contest and no April Caption Contest, either. Please advise…thanks
Seriously Russell, we worry. You okay?
So was it something I did? As soon as I start following your blog you stop posting
I feel bummed that Russell has appeared to have abandoned his website…I sincerely hope that he is okay! And what happened to Wilson?? He frequented the site and was moreless a website partner of Russell’s with this site. I find it odd that Russell or Wilson haven’t updated the site. Which further indicates that maybe we all got left behind…moreso, I’m concerned about Russell.
Where is everybody?
They have been abducted by Aliens
Most importantly where is my Amazon gift card